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What do you get when you mix a shark and a snowman ?

A frost bite!

What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations ?

Tinsel-itis !

What does Adel say when she cross' the road?

Helllllllllllllo from the other side!

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the Moo-vies!

What is a pirates favourite letter?

Rrrrrrrr!

Where is a sheep's favourite holiday?

The Baaa-hamas

How do snowmen get to work?

On a icicle!

What school do giraffe go to?

High school!

What dance does a snowman go to?

a snow-ball!

 

What do you call cheese that is not your?

Nacho cheese!

why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 eight 9!

What do you say to a lion wearing earplugs?

Anything you want it cant hear you!

what is Santa's wife called?

Mary Christmas!

What is an elves favourite music?

Wrap!

 

By Erin and Michelle

 

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