JOKES!
What Christmas carol is a favourite of parents?
Silent Night
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells Jungle Bells
What do you call a snow man in the summer?
A Puddle
Why is it always cold at Christmas?
Because it is Decembrrrrrrr
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary
Who hides in the bakery during Christmas?
A mince spy
What dance does a snow man go to?
A snow-ball
How do snowmen get to work?
An icicle
What do zombies put on their Christmas turkey?
Grave-y
Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph