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What Christmas carol is a favourite of parents?

Silent Night

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle Bells

What do you call a snow man in the summer?

A Puddle

Why is it always cold at Christmas?

Because it is Decembrrrrrrr

When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

In the dictionary

Who hides in the bakery during Christmas?

A mince spy

What dance does a snow man go to?

A snow-ball

How do snowmen get to work?

An icicle

What do zombies put on their Christmas turkey?


Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?