Jokes
What do you get when you mix a shark and a snowman ? A frost bite! |
What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations ? Tinsel-itis ! |
What does Adel say when she cross' the road? Helllllllllllllo from the other side! |
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the Moo-vies! |
What is a pirates favourite letter? Rrrrrrrr! |
Where is a sheep's favourite holiday? The Baaa-hamas |
How do snowmen get to work? On a icicle! |
What school do giraffe go to? High school! |
What dance does a snowman go to? a snow-ball!
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What do you call cheese that is not your? Nacho cheese! |
why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 eight 9! |
What do you say to a lion wearing earplugs? Anything you want it cant hear you! |
what is Santa's wife called? Mary Christmas! |
What is an elves favourite music? Wrap! |
By Erin and Michelle